When did Common Sense become a fucking superpower?

    


     Once again, fed.gov and the tree hugging brigade of buffoons have begun an assault on the American way of life.  This time, it's in my back yard here in the Land of Entrapment, and the object of their lustful, wanton desires is the desert area near Alamogordo in Otero County.  Big Brother has fenced off a creek  in Otero County from cattle, in order to protect a motherfucking MOUSE.


  
Gauranfuckingteed if one of these little rodents broke into Johnny Treehugger's dope stash, Johnny'd be nuking that little fucker with some D-Con.




http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/may/11/the-feds-next-land-fight-new-mexico-ranchers-anger/

One of the absolute best reads ever!

This from Taxi Hack. Its long, but damn does he knock it out of the park.

http://taxicabdepressions.com/?p=1193

The Pig Trap. How appropriate.

Its a twelve round title fight, not a bar room brawl.

Round two, the bell is about to ring.


In this corner, the defending heavyweight champion United States .gov. Suffering from a slightly bloodied lip received in round one in Nevada, .gov is looking to make a comeback in round two.


In this corner, the American Patriot movement.  Bolstered by Bunkerville confidence, will the movement continue, or will they be caught off guard by the sneaky, yet determined land and power grabbing blood suckers on the throne?


Round two starts in Southwest New Mexico now.


http://www.americasfreedomfighters.com/2014/04/12/feds-seize-familys-ranch-property-owners-fight-government-land-grab/

A baseball player, a rock star, and an actress walk into a bar...

     So, Fortune Mag has released it's list of the 50 most influential leaders in the world.  Pope Francis comes in at #1, followed by such renowned world leaders as Bono (#8), Derek Jeter (#11), and Angelina Jolie (#21).  Oddly enough, Barack Hussein Obama is not on the list.  Gee, I wonder why?  He has certainly had more influence on this planet than any other human.  Perhaps the good folks at Fortune chose to not utilize NEGATIVE influence as a deciding factor.  Sorry Barky, maybe next year.


http://www.today.com/news/pope-francis-tops-fortunes-worlds-greatest-leaders-list-no-obama-2D79408674

Uckfay the NSA-ay

Apparently, the uber-genius sooper sekrit stalkers at the NSA have decided that anyone that uses any type of encryption must be up to some nepharious, diabolical plan to take over the universe. 


http://venturebeat.com/2014/03/10/nsa-views-encryption-as-evidence-of-suspicion-and-will-target-those-who-use-it-security-journalist-says/


Seein as how I aint exactly what one would refer to as a computer geek, I have decided that I will encrypt all further communications involving my nepaharious, diabolical ploys in pig latin.


Uckfay Arrybay

I aint a prepper...

I just choose to have a slightly larger pantry.

I forgot armed robbery was against the law.

     When I was a kid, I had an 8 track (check your history books, young'uns, it was our version of an MP3) of Steve Martin's "Comedy is Not Pretty".  There was a bit on there about using ignorance as an excuse for breaking the law, in which Steve uses every possible excuse for committing varying crimes. The premise of the bit, though, was that ignorance of the law is not really an acceptable excuse for breaking it.  

   Now we have comedy playing out in real life in Kalifornia, with State Senator Ron Calderon appearing handcuffed, in court, to plead "not guilty" to charges of accepting over 100,000 dollars worth of bribes.  Below is a quote from the Honorable Mr. Calderon's attorney:

 "Every single action they describe my client as having taken was done with innocent intent and no knowledge that there was anything illegal about any of these acts," Kopp said in a telephone interview.

There you have it folks. He just didn't know that accepting 100k worth of kickbacks for some hospital thing was against the law.  Cut this poor fucker some slack wouldja?