A baseball player, a rock star, and an actress walk into a bar...

     So, Fortune Mag has released it's list of the 50 most influential leaders in the world.  Pope Francis comes in at #1, followed by such renowned world leaders as Bono (#8), Derek Jeter (#11), and Angelina Jolie (#21).  Oddly enough, Barack Hussein Obama is not on the list.  Gee, I wonder why?  He has certainly had more influence on this planet than any other human.  Perhaps the good folks at Fortune chose to not utilize NEGATIVE influence as a deciding factor.  Sorry Barky, maybe next year.


http://www.today.com/news/pope-francis-tops-fortunes-worlds-greatest-leaders-list-no-obama-2D79408674

Uckfay the NSA-ay

Apparently, the uber-genius sooper sekrit stalkers at the NSA have decided that anyone that uses any type of encryption must be up to some nepharious, diabolical plan to take over the universe. 


http://venturebeat.com/2014/03/10/nsa-views-encryption-as-evidence-of-suspicion-and-will-target-those-who-use-it-security-journalist-says/


Seein as how I aint exactly what one would refer to as a computer geek, I have decided that I will encrypt all further communications involving my nepaharious, diabolical ploys in pig latin.


Uckfay Arrybay

I aint a prepper...

I just choose to have a slightly larger pantry.

I forgot armed robbery was against the law.

     When I was a kid, I had an 8 track (check your history books, young'uns, it was our version of an MP3) of Steve Martin's "Comedy is Not Pretty".  There was a bit on there about using ignorance as an excuse for breaking the law, in which Steve uses every possible excuse for committing varying crimes. The premise of the bit, though, was that ignorance of the law is not really an acceptable excuse for breaking it.  

   Now we have comedy playing out in real life in Kalifornia, with State Senator Ron Calderon appearing handcuffed, in court, to plead "not guilty" to charges of accepting over 100,000 dollars worth of bribes.  Below is a quote from the Honorable Mr. Calderon's attorney:

 "Every single action they describe my client as having taken was done with innocent intent and no knowledge that there was anything illegal about any of these acts," Kopp said in a telephone interview.

There you have it folks. He just didn't know that accepting 100k worth of kickbacks for some hospital thing was against the law.  Cut this poor fucker some slack wouldja?

NBC's Tuesday Night Lineup.

Last night, I watched the Biggest Loser on NBC.  Right before that there was a show about people competing to lose weight.

Eye Bleach Not Included

Democrat women and the big O.  Kinda like a train wreck, aint it?

I'd be pissed if I were a liberal, too.

Gun Free Zones in NM don't work very well either

The latest school shooting to make national headlines has just taken place right here in good old New Mexico.  3 young people have been injured at a shooting at a middle school in Roswell, and it's already making headlines on FOX.  I posted the other day about our state leaders looking at passing a bill that would seriously infringe on 2A rights, and now the weasely little pieces of liberal shit will have their "call to arms" with our very own version of Newtown.  I can't wait for the facts to come out on this one..."Radical Tea Party Conservative Goes on a Rampage with Fully Automatic Assault Rifle."  This to be followed by a retraction on the 43rd page of next weeks Thrifty Nickel about how the gunman was actually a liberal elitist fuckwad that sucks Prozac Cocktails six times a day and stole the gun from a cop sleeping in his cruiser at Daylight Donuts.


Good guys with guns stop bad guys with guns. 


Gun Free Zones are an invitation.


When. Will. They. Learn?