The Department of Homeland Horseshit released an unclassified document SITREP regarding the funeral of LaVoy Finicum, warning all officers in the affected area(s) to be sooper hyper vigilant because the funeral was sure to draw parades of armed domestic terrorists and violent extremists through their neighborhoods. The beautiful thing is that they even supplied Officer Fife and his minions colored pictures of logos to be on the lookout for, you know, because extreme violent domestic terroristical terrorists always advertise before they come to your town to rape your wimmins and pillage your slurpee machines. Funny thing is, every fucking logo they list is very much attached to patriot groups, military, and even LEO's. Take a look at this partial list of "Violent Extremist" related signs:
Now, here's a little sumthin sumthin I airbrushed on the side of my ginormous carbon footprint:
Guess I may want to avoid driving through Yootaw for a while.
PS...Fuck you, Barry
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Guess I need to make my hood into a Gadsden Flag now.
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