Anti's, Phobias and other assorted doublespeak

     I realize that I aint the first person to recognize this for what it is, but the latest kerfluffle over Phil Robertson's comments bring to light, once again, the liberal tactic of casting a negative light on everything they do not agree with.  For instance, if you support the Second Amendment, you are a gun nut.  If you don't agree with murdering unborn children, you are Anti-Choice (or a General in the War on Women).  If you believe in Jesus Christ as your personal savior, you are a religious fanatic.  In the case of the Duck Commander, he is now a homophobe.

     I was naively unaware that disagreeing with a certain topic, or in this case, lifestyle, qualified a person as having a fear of said topic, or lifestyle.  Even living in the great outback of New Mexico, I have been exposed to several people that are openly homosexual, and count many of them among my friends.  I have no problem being around them, and actually find them to be some of the funniest fuckers I've ever been around.  However, I try not to let my mind wander off into the one thing that makes us different, as I, like Phil, find a vagina much more attractive than a hairy man ass.  The truly odd part is that I never knew that I feared them, until I was enlightened by the liberal ass hats that would gladly stick that label on me.  Seriously, if you want to see an irrational fear of something, throw a fucking snake in my lap when I aint looking.  That is a phobia.

     No, I don't think I have any diagnosable phobias.  What I do have is a grasp on reality.  A reality that says I can make friends with whomever I please.  A reality that says I don't have to agree with everyone else's world view.  A reality that says I have a responsibility to take care of me and mine first.  A reality that says I have committed no crimes, and therefore should not be treated as a criminal.  A reality that says, short of inciting violence or harm to another, I am free to think and say whatever I want.

     With that being said, Merry Christmas to all of you.  The era of political correctness is gone.  Stand up and be counted!

I wish a buck was still silver....

No shit.  Our country has gotten severely fucked.  I stand with Phil.

My sincerest apologies

I know that I have been remiss in posting daily, like I'm supposed to do if I expect people to actually read my stuff.  However, I have, up until recently, had a good reason.  You see, Old Beanburner here is quite a busy man.  I have a regular job that I keep to help pay a few bills, but mostly so I have insurance (for now, anyhow), and I am also a small business owner.  My wife and I own a business, that she primarily handles, but that also requires a great deal of my attention (it's a coffee shop, and if ya didn't already know, I really am a bean burner.  I do all of the roasting for our little shop that Barry did not fucking build).  That, in and of itself, does not excuse me from posting, so I had to add just one more tiny iron to the fire.  I am also an assistant football coach for the high school here in my town, and we just finished a 12 and 1 season, winning the first ever state championship title here.

I'm really not making excuses.  I just wanted to brag a little.

Fuck you Barry.

That is all.

Charlie Goddammit Craigslist ad

Tell me again why I fucking care...

    

     I have noticed what seems to be a slight upswing in articles on yahoo that portray dEar leader in somewhat of a negative light.  In all actuality, any article like this is an upswing, because yahoo sucks Barry's nutsack as much as any other MSM, but I digress.  Now, I have to admit that I take certain perverse pleasure in reading the comments below the stories, because some of them are absolutely hilarious (both intentional and not).  Rarely, however, do I post comments there, because I don't feel the need to fuel those fires any further.  I have recently dropped a couple of comments against my better judgment, and it seems like I always get the same response from the lib crowd.

"Your guy did it first".

     I guess this response must be in some fucking liberal handbook somewhere, because that shit gets dropped more than any other line I've seen.  Regardless of what the issue is, some dumbshit out there almost always will come up with a comparison to George Bush (or occassionally Ronald Reagan), to justify in their shit encrusted brain why it is ok for it to be happening now...again....magnified.

     Let me clue you in, Sparky.  I do not give a rat's ass who did it first, or when, or why.  If it is wrong, it is wrong.  If somebody steals my car, it doesn't give me automatic license to go steal somebody else's.  That line of "logic" is exactly why nothing is getting fixed in Washington.  Stop using the past to make excuses for the present, and the future.

     By the way, that "your guy did it first" argument actually makes valid the argument of a lot of patriots, but you really aren't hearing what they are saying...it's the government that is corrupt.

All of them.

    

Thank God. I have proof I'm not a racist.

Perusing through the webs this morning, and I found this gem over on Conservative Blogs Central...http://conservativeblogscentral.blogspot.com/2013/11/another-example-of-your-racist.html.

Yet another blowhard, know-it-all dipshit from liberal acadamia, has compiled a list of tell-tale signs that you might be a racist.  Kinda like a Jeff Foxworthy routine, but of course the imbecile is serious.  Anyhow, I'm going through the list, which includes little nuggets of wisdom like you are a racist if you don't like rap music.  Personally, I can't stand that shit, but didn't know that made me a racist.  After hitting one after another of the signs with a check mark, I get to the last one, that says if you eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches you might be a racist.

Friends, that one had me down in the dumps for a moment.  Beanburner is a peanut butter afficianado.  There are few things in this world that are better than peanut butter and jelly, and that's a fact.  Seriously, I saw that and just knew that I had been living in denial for my entire life.  Then it his me.  I'm from New Fucking Mexico.  We don't eat bread here....we eat tortillas.  Peanut butter and jelly on a flour tortilla.  Sonuvabitch, that makes me half Mexican, Spanish-American, Latino.

You have no idea how releived I am right now.

With a Government like this, who needs terrorists?

And the hits just keep on a' rolling for Team Jugears.  Now, it looks like those of us lucky enough to have group insurance plans are only getting by for a few more months before its our turn to get Barrycare rammed up our anal nether-regions.  Take an eyeball at this shit....

"An analysis by the American Enterprise Institute, a conservative think tank, shows the administration anticipates half to two-thirds of small businesses would have policies canceled or be compelled to send workers onto the ObamaCare exchanges. They predict up to 100 million small and large business policies could be canceled next year. "

A hundred million??? How fucking many zero's is that?

By now, it has become painfully obvious to anyone that has a brain that this shitpile stinks to high heaven, and it has got to go.  I read an article that said 97% of Americans want either an overhaul of Obamacare, or to have it completely abolished.  I guess the other 3% have already received waivers from Emperor Barry and it doesn't matter to them.

Just for shits and grins, a hundred million has eight zero's.

100,000,000.

Let's put this into perspective, shall we?  The combined 2012 populations of New York (the state), California, and Texas is 83.42 million.  Still got about 20 million more to go.  How many people live in your state?

I would like to take this opportunity to personally thank the stupid fuckers in DC that voted for this shit.  Harry, Nancy, O'bumble....Thanks.  Thanks a million.

No, thanks a hundred million.