Blue/black or White/gold

For the last 24 hours, at least, the internet has been absolutely blowing up about what color some fucking dress is. People are talking about it around the water coolers at work, and its even hitting a lot of websites "most searched" lists. During the same time, a group of un elected shit piles in Washington crammed net neutrality up our collective sphinctal nether regions, Jugears McClown signed another emperial edict banning ammunition for a gun he failed to get eliminated, the IRS IG found tens of thousands of Lois I plead the fifth Lerner's supposedly lost emails, and basically the American populace has been fucked like a Juarez hooker without so much as a thank you.  Which one of these got the same coverage as that weird dress thing? Still no one held accountable for Fast and Furious, Benghazi, IRS targeting, or any of the other "phony" scandals of this administration. But tens if not hundreds of thousands of people have researched why they see a dress color one way when others see it differently.

Well played, Barry.  Well played indeed.