Just another day that ends in "y".

I've spent a leisurely morning perusing the interwebs for shit that interests me.  Here's what I've come up with, in no particular order:

Warren Sapp gets arrested in Phoenix and subsequently fired from the NFL Network after he buys a couple of Ho's escorts and promptly slaps the shit outta one of them.  Keep it classy, Warren.

Staying on the NFL, I guess there's some conspiracy theory about why the Seahawks chose to throw the ill-fated pass that cost them a few million.  I dunno, but your on the one, with three tries and thirty seconds and you got Marshawn Lynch at RB and you throw???  It's either a conspiracy or that legal weed thing in Washington didn't work to well for Pete Carroll.

Bruce Jenner is changing into a woman, and somehow, people are surprised by this.

Rep. Alcee Hastings (D-ouchebag, Fla) says Texas is a crazy state and he wouldn't live there for all the tea in China.  It's all good, Alcee.  Texas don't want your stupid ass there anyhow.  Fuck you.

IS has executed the Jordanian pilot by putting him in a cage and burning him to death.  You can see the pics over at Zip's, but they aint pretty.  When is this country going to wake the fuck up?

You know, it sucks that we live in a world where the crazy shit I've listed here (and it's only a small part, I assure you) is just another day in the news.