Thursday, March 20, 2014

A baseball player, a rock star, and an actress walk into a bar...

     So, Fortune Mag has released it's list of the 50 most influential leaders in the world.  Pope Francis comes in at #1, followed by such renowned world leaders as Bono (#8), Derek Jeter (#11), and Angelina Jolie (#21).  Oddly enough, Barack Hussein Obama is not on the list.  Gee, I wonder why?  He has certainly had more influence on this planet than any other human.  Perhaps the good folks at Fortune chose to not utilize NEGATIVE influence as a deciding factor.  Sorry Barky, maybe next year.

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Uckfay the NSA-ay

Apparently, the uber-genius sooper sekrit stalkers at the NSA have decided that anyone that uses any type of encryption must be up to some nepharious, diabolical plan to take over the universe.

Seein as how I aint exactly what one would refer to as a computer geek, I have decided that I will encrypt all further communications involving my nepaharious, diabolical ploys in pig latin.

Uckfay Arrybay

Tuesday, March 4, 2014