Friday, March 27, 2015

I'm changing my name

Clearly, Cruz has many decent and honorable supporters,” King argued. “At the same time, though, we must ask why he has such an unusual appeal to this low denominator in American politics.”

Peter King R(epugnant).

I am changing my name to Lowest Denominator.

Pete, you're a fucking idiot.

Thursday, March 26, 2015

I'm fucking offended that you're fucking offended

Somebody needs a high the face...with a chair

So this woman walks into a gift shop in Albuquerque, and goes off on the clerk there because they are selling Indian headdresses.  Apparently the offended party is of Native American decent, and has decided that the commercial sales of such items are sacrilegious.  The clerk, who is probably a minimum wage worker, gets tired of her shit and tells her, "hey, you lost the war".  now both sides are all up in arms with this bullshit.  Here's Beanburner's take on this...

If you go out of your way to be a fucking bitch to someone, don't be surprised when they tell you to fuck off.

Oh yeah, one more thing.  People need to get their fucking panties unbunched.  All of this being offended shit is starting to offend me.

PS.  Fuck you, Barry.

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Bowe Bergdahl; A brief timeline in pictures.

1.  An American Soldier goes missing overseas, quite possibly a POW.

2. The pResident steps in as "We leave no man behind", dammit!

3.  Mommy "Moonflower" and Daddy "Ahdo-Lika Dawgbahls" get cheezy with the preezy.

4.  Shit gets real.

5.  Team Sotero dobles down on STOOPID.

6.  Shit gets really real.

7.  Finally, like this is a surprise to anyone (even the lying fucking liars).

8.  Not a single fuck was given.

Friday, March 20, 2015

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

No more ordering black coffee

If you follow my blog at all, you know I got the blog name and my moniker from what I do.  I own my own coffee shop, and I roast all my own beans.  Please, whatever you do, do not compare me to Starbucks.  I actually take pride in my product, and make it available to the world without exhorbitant costs or a bunch of pretentious bullshit.  My latte art is more comparable to Rorschach than Rembrandt.  Anyhow, I ran across this little article about how Starbucks is telling their baristas  to have conversations about race with their customers.  I know I'm just a little mom and pop business, and Starbucks is this great big corporate giant, and I really have no business telling them how to conduct their business, but this idea is loaded from tongue to tailgate with fail.  I'm imagining all of these college aged yuppie entitlement fucktwits trying to "educate" people who've actually had more life experiences than keg stands and overdue thesis papers, and I'm not seeing this end well.  I'm sure that there will be people who will be willing to have discussions with the racially enlightened purveyors of peruvian, but I see those conversations falling into one of two categories;

 1.) heated arguments in which the persons mind was never going to be changed,resulting in the customer choosing to not be assailed with false sanctimony from a barely pubescent goober pouring flowers and leaves on coffee for a living, losing said customer forever, or

2.) a conversation with like minded individuals that actually does nothing to further racial relations anywhere, but leaving both participants with a false feeling of both exuberance and accomplishment, which is equally as pretentious as Starbucks main product.

But, I'm just a little fish in a big sea.  Good luck with your social experiment, Starbucks.

Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Ooooh. Dats sca-wee!

Reggie "Body Man" Love has a new book out called "Power Forward: My Presidential Education".  Of course, it reminded me of a line from Young Guns...

You look like the kind that likes educatin' young boys.

I'm sure Reggie learned a lot from Barry, but the thing I'm going to here is this article on Yahoo Finance, about what it's like when Barry gets mad.

I actually tried to read the whole thing, but wound up skimming it because I just couldn't quit laughing at the thought of anybody being intimidated by Barrack Hussein Obama.  Reggie gave numerous examples of times he fucked up and Barry got angwy with him.  I'm relatively certain that Reggie figured out a way to make it up to him.  Anyhow, I just thought I'd share with you, so you can see for yourself what a nitpicky little bitch our pResident is.  Try to control your fear as you imagine yourselves facing the wrath.

Personally, I would have found Reggie's story much more credible if he woulda said Mooch scared the shit out of him.

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

How do you hide tens of thousands of emails?

I know you guys keep up with all the "phony" scandals the liberal elitist nad gurglers try to sweep under the rug almost daily.  That is getting to be one big fucking rug, I tell ya.  So I am sure everyone is now up to date on the almost 40k emails of Baroness Lerner the Fifth being remarkably "found" after all the experts swore to all the old Gods and the New (GoT reference) that they were beyond retrieval.  So, that leads me in the direction of the question in the title here, and the answer is really quite obvious.  Lois Lerner was a rank fucking amateur.  If you want to hide emails, go pro all the way and just create your own web domain, complete with email address, and don't utilize the gubburmint system AT ALL.  That, boys and girls, is what a real expert lying, deceitful shitbag would do,  Right Hil?

I just finished watching Bibi's speech live.  I was impressed.  I was really kinda hoping he'd lay out some proof on the shit Barry's been pulling to get the Eye-yuh-toe-las to eat ice cream with him, but he didn't so much that I noticed.  I will say this, and I really don't care much who cries about it...

Any one of our leaders that skipped out on this speech because of their partisan panties being in a noose around the jewels is an absolute fucking disgrace to this country.  Israel is perhaps our greatest ally, and is definitely our greatest ally in that particular part of this giant rock we call home.  He is trying with all his might to protect his people, his home, his country.  Would that we had a leader with the same resolve.

Keep your eye on him, Bibi.  He's a sneaky fucker.

Monday, March 2, 2015

Barry vs. Bibi

president Jugears has taken to the airwaves, utilizing his most effective weapon in the war against Israel. MSM testicle garglers report Emperor Barry has decreed that Netanyahu has been repeatedly wrong in his concerns about how Iran would react with greater leeway in nookluhr proliferation. Based on Barry's track record of completely clusterfucking everything pertaining to the middle east, I'm thinking Bibi might wanna just ignore him.

Sunday, March 1, 2015

How many seeds were planted?

Its hard to believe its been three years since Andrew Breitbart died.  Three years ago, my eyes were opening, and I was searching the webs for blogs and articles that weren't written by mainstream ball ticklers. I've always been conservative, but had no idea how far gone our country really was. I still believed that problems could be voted out of office. I still believed in the country I'd been taught to love oh so many years ago in Boy Scouts.

I think I had just found the Breitbart site about two or three weeks before he died. I was a bit taken back at first, but came back again and again to read and learn. Then it happened...right after he said he was about to lay one out on old Barry. It was odd enough, but when the coroner died right away too, it was just too much.  I will always believe he was murdered for his convictions...for his actions.

It took a while before I actually started my own blog. I started out arguing here and there with liberal idiots ( sorry for being redundant ), wherever they were to be found. I eventually got to where I spent all of my time reading sites like weaselzippers, wirecutter, kerodin, Irish, and anti-idiotarian Rottweiler. I always felt like I had something to contribute, but damn some of you fuckers are smart, and make a hell of a lot more sense than me.

I know I don't follow the blogging rules. I don't post every day, and my format ain't the prettiest.  I say what I got to say, when I got it to say.  My language is sometimes a bit colorful. My sense of humor comes from twenty years in a career of seeing the worst humanity has to offer on a daily basis.  What I'm saying is, it ain't perfect, but its mine, and I wouldn't be doing it at all if it hadn't been for Andrew Breitbart.  He envisioned the end of the importance of the MSM, and that it would come as a result of small, independent writers and investigators willing to stand up and call BS on the BS.

So, it just caused me to wonder...after he left, just how many seeds did he plant in the process?