Friday, February 27, 2015

Quick Question

How many lone wolves does it take before they are considered to be a pack hunting in a very large area?

Blue/black or White/gold

For the last 24 hours, at least, the internet has been absolutely blowing up about what color some fucking dress is. People are talking about it around the water coolers at work, and its even hitting a lot of websites "most searched" lists. During the same time, a group of un elected shit piles in Washington crammed net neutrality up our collective sphinctal nether regions, Jugears McClown signed another emperial edict banning ammunition for a gun he failed to get eliminated, the IRS IG found tens of thousands of Lois I plead the fifth Lerner's supposedly lost emails, and basically the American populace has been fucked like a Juarez hooker without so much as a thank you.  Which one of these got the same coverage as that weird dress thing? Still no one held accountable for Fast and Furious, Benghazi, IRS targeting, or any of the other "phony" scandals of this administration. But tens if not hundreds of thousands of people have researched why they see a dress color one way when others see it differently.

Well played, Barry.  Well played indeed.

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

A little Bean Burner artistry

I'm pretty much finished painting my old Dodge.  Man thats one sexy truck now.  Anyhow, I bought a little airbrush and compressor at Harbor Freight, just to learn with, and I've been working on a little something to put on my truck.

I don't think its too bad for a beginner and a cheap gun.  What do you guys think?

Here's a pic of my baby too...

Just need to do a little touch up on the back fender on this side, and she's as good as new!

Monday, February 9, 2015

Thursday, February 5, 2015


Brian Williams lied?

but, but, but...

He's a bastion of truth, justice, and the American way.

He's a well respected media lapdog member.

There has to be some explanation for this.  Of course there is.  He simply....


Even Mooch aint buying that bullshit.

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Opportunity knocks

King Abdullah is PISSED!  The Japanese Prime Minister is PISSED!  The world watched yesterday as ISIS stepped up their game of terrorism, burning the Jordanian fighter pilot alive, then posting video screen all around Raqqa and replaying a video of the gruesome scene for all their minions to enjoy.

The United States is  was the beacon of hope for the free world.  There was a time when this shit would never have gone unpunished.  Now, however, we have placed the fate of the entire planet in the hands of a man that promises no boots on the ground,  who's greatest ambition in life seems to be the destruction of the bastion of freedom and liberty.

This, is his opportunity to lead not only this country, but the entire world.  Now, events have placed him at the crossroads of greatness or a footnote in history.  The world tires of ISIS and their game, and a leader must step forth.  What can we expect from the man who holds what once was the most powerful and influential post in the modern world?

Unless I miss my guess, we can expect a fairly reasonable NCAA Bracket prediction...nothing more.

Bon appetite.

Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Just another day that ends in "y".

I've spent a leisurely morning perusing the interwebs for shit that interests me.  Here's what I've come up with, in no particular order:

Warren Sapp gets arrested in Phoenix and subsequently fired from the NFL Network after he buys a couple of Ho's escorts and promptly slaps the shit outta one of them.  Keep it classy, Warren.

Staying on the NFL, I guess there's some conspiracy theory about why the Seahawks chose to throw the ill-fated pass that cost them a few million.  I dunno, but your on the one, with three tries and thirty seconds and you got Marshawn Lynch at RB and you throw???  It's either a conspiracy or that legal weed thing in Washington didn't work to well for Pete Carroll.

Bruce Jenner is changing into a woman, and somehow, people are surprised by this.

Rep. Alcee Hastings (D-ouchebag, Fla) says Texas is a crazy state and he wouldn't live there for all the tea in China.  It's all good, Alcee.  Texas don't want your stupid ass there anyhow.  Fuck you.

IS has executed the Jordanian pilot by putting him in a cage and burning him to death.  You can see the pics over at Zip's, but they aint pretty.  When is this country going to wake the fuck up?

You know, it sucks that we live in a world where the crazy shit I've listed here (and it's only a small part, I assure you) is just another day in the news.