Thursday, September 11, 2014

Obama orders airstrikes on Juarez!

This just in on the War on Terror, Armed Conflict with Islamist, Misunderstanding with Confused Persons of The Religion of Peace...

pResident Barack Obama has stated unequivocally, without hesitation, and in his most sternly worded teleprompter session yet, that the U.S. of A will attack those who seek to do us harm, NO MATTER WHERE THEY ARE!!!

Based on recent top secret information gleaned from waterboarding ruthless taxi drivers, we know that ISIS is in Juarez, and is planning festivities in or around Fort Bliss.  Therefore, by logic, one can only assume that the Tequila Derby will soon cease to exist.  There go my fondest college memories.

No more buying chicle at the bridge.  Bummer.

Sunday, August 31, 2014

Prepping PSA

I know I'm a long ways behind the curve on "enlarging my pantry", so if you already have this in your supplies then, by all means, carry on.  If not, I suppose you can thank me later.


If you can't tell by the nickname, this is kinda what I do.  It's one thing I can honestly say I shouldn't run out of for a while, and as an added bonus, I don't have to drink crap.

If you're interested in making sure you got yours when the time comes, hit me up here

or leave your mark below.

Friday, August 15, 2014

Saint Skittles; Patron of the Misunderstood

Moments before being slain by the evil raaaaaciiisssst police officer, recent high school graduate and altar boy Michael Brown was seen helping a poor, elderly man to his feet after a nasty slip and fall.

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

It's been awhile

   I have to admit, it has been way too long since I posted anything.  I'd love to tell you guys how busy my life is, and that I just don't have time for this shit, but the truth of the matter is that my give-a-fuck-o'meter is stuck on dead ass zero.  I have tried repeatedly to get on here and post, just to get to a blank page and tell myself "what fucking difference does it make anyhow?"

   It aint like I aint got anything to write about.  I keep up with all the worldly BS by reading tons of blogs and news sites pretty much every day. As a result, I have about fifteen topics a day I could go on a rant about.  Nope, I aint lacking for material...not with this administration running the carnival rides.  I'm starting to think that maybe, just maybe, there's way too much shit that needs addressing. 

   They say Karma's a bitch.  I just wish Karma operated on my timetable.  Oh well, what's that French saying for "I give the fuck up?"

   Oh yeah...."C'est la vie".



Monday, May 12, 2014

When did Common Sense become a fucking superpower?


     Once again, and the tree hugging brigade of buffoons have begun an assault on the American way of life.  This time, it's in my back yard here in the Land of Entrapment, and the object of their lustful, wanton desires is the desert area near Alamogordo in Otero County.  Big Brother has fenced off a creek  in Otero County from cattle, in order to protect a motherfucking MOUSE.

Gauranfuckingteed if one of these little rodents broke into Johnny Treehugger's dope stash, Johnny'd be nuking that little fucker with some D-Con.

Saturday, April 19, 2014

One of the absolute best reads ever!

This from Taxi Hack. Its long, but damn does he knock it out of the park.

The Pig Trap. How appropriate.

Sunday, April 13, 2014

Its a twelve round title fight, not a bar room brawl.

Round two, the bell is about to ring.

In this corner, the defending heavyweight champion United States .gov. Suffering from a slightly bloodied lip received in round one in Nevada, .gov is looking to make a comeback in round two.

In this corner, the American Patriot movement.  Bolstered by Bunkerville confidence, will the movement continue, or will they be caught off guard by the sneaky, yet determined land and power grabbing blood suckers on the throne?

Round two starts in Southwest New Mexico now.

Thursday, March 20, 2014

A baseball player, a rock star, and an actress walk into a bar...

     So, Fortune Mag has released it's list of the 50 most influential leaders in the world.  Pope Francis comes in at #1, followed by such renowned world leaders as Bono (#8), Derek Jeter (#11), and Angelina Jolie (#21).  Oddly enough, Barack Hussein Obama is not on the list.  Gee, I wonder why?  He has certainly had more influence on this planet than any other human.  Perhaps the good folks at Fortune chose to not utilize NEGATIVE influence as a deciding factor.  Sorry Barky, maybe next year.

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Uckfay the NSA-ay

Apparently, the uber-genius sooper sekrit stalkers at the NSA have decided that anyone that uses any type of encryption must be up to some nepharious, diabolical plan to take over the universe.

Seein as how I aint exactly what one would refer to as a computer geek, I have decided that I will encrypt all further communications involving my nepaharious, diabolical ploys in pig latin.

Uckfay Arrybay

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Saturday, February 22, 2014

I forgot armed robbery was against the law.

     When I was a kid, I had an 8 track (check your history books, young'uns, it was our version of an MP3) of Steve Martin's "Comedy is Not Pretty".  There was a bit on there about using ignorance as an excuse for breaking the law, in which Steve uses every possible excuse for committing varying crimes. The premise of the bit, though, was that ignorance of the law is not really an acceptable excuse for breaking it.  

   Now we have comedy playing out in real life in Kalifornia, with State Senator Ron Calderon appearing handcuffed, in court, to plead "not guilty" to charges of accepting over 100,000 dollars worth of bribes.  Below is a quote from the Honorable Mr. Calderon's attorney:

 "Every single action they describe my client as having taken was done with innocent intent and no knowledge that there was anything illegal about any of these acts," Kopp said in a telephone interview.

There you have it folks. He just didn't know that accepting 100k worth of kickbacks for some hospital thing was against the law.  Cut this poor fucker some slack wouldja?

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

NBC's Tuesday Night Lineup.

Last night, I watched the Biggest Loser on NBC.  Right before that there was a show about people competing to lose weight.

Thursday, January 16, 2014

Eye Bleach Not Included

Democrat women and the big O.  Kinda like a train wreck, aint it?

I'd be pissed if I were a liberal, too.

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Gun Free Zones in NM don't work very well either

The latest school shooting to make national headlines has just taken place right here in good old New Mexico.  3 young people have been injured at a shooting at a middle school in Roswell, and it's already making headlines on FOX.  I posted the other day about our state leaders looking at passing a bill that would seriously infringe on 2A rights, and now the weasely little pieces of liberal shit will have their "call to arms" with our very own version of Newtown.  I can't wait for the facts to come out on this one..."Radical Tea Party Conservative Goes on a Rampage with Fully Automatic Assault Rifle."  This to be followed by a retraction on the 43rd page of next weeks Thrifty Nickel about how the gunman was actually a liberal elitist fuckwad that sucks Prozac Cocktails six times a day and stole the gun from a cop sleeping in his cruiser at Daylight Donuts.

Good guys with guns stop bad guys with guns. 

Gun Free Zones are an invitation.

When. Will. They. Learn?

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

The Land of Enchantment following the road to demise like its neighbor to the north.

Last year, House Bill 77 reached the floor just 35 minutes before the end of the legislative session.  This years version, HB44 has been introduced and is gaining steam.  HB 44 is a direct attack on New Mexican's 2A rights, and needs to be squashed....pronto.

Oddly enough, Republican Governor Suzanna Martinez has said she will sign off on it if it reaches her desk.

Check out this blog from Politix Fireball, and if you can help out, please do.

Oh yeah, one more thing...

Fuck you Barry.

Thursday, January 2, 2014

Shotgun post

Nope, this post aint about shotguns.  That is one subject I will never lay claim to expertise on.  I love shooting, but for what ever reason, we never did a lot of bird hunting growing up, so shotguns are just not up my alley.

This "shotgun" is the kind where I throw a lot of shit against the wall and see what sticks.

I read an article that said the NY Times is still claiming that the Benghazi incident was stirred up by Muslims being pissed off about that youtube video.  Holy shit, man....even Barry and his bunch have admitted that was all horse crap.  Give it a fucking rest.

Also from the NY Times, the great "news"paper is pressing for Edward Snowden to be allowed to come back to the US, and for our gracious leaders to just kinda "forgive" him.   I'm not the brightest human there is, but if you haven't noticed there seems to be a rather lengthy trail of dead people that dished dirt on the top dogs of the Demoncrats.  Don't do it Eddy....don't do it.

Looks like the great By Gawd State of Texas will be making a little history soon, having both Demoncrat candidate for Governor and Lieutenant Governor being females.  I hope history is made twice there, with a historical ass whoopin that sends both of them back to the rock they crawled out from under.

James Avery died on New Years eve.  Now Will Smith is gonna have to figure out the hard shit in life on his own.

That's pretty much it for now, except...

Fuck you Barry.

That is all.