Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Tell me again why I fucking care...


     I have noticed what seems to be a slight upswing in articles on yahoo that portray dEar leader in somewhat of a negative light.  In all actuality, any article like this is an upswing, because yahoo sucks Barry's nutsack as much as any other MSM, but I digress.  Now, I have to admit that I take certain perverse pleasure in reading the comments below the stories, because some of them are absolutely hilarious (both intentional and not).  Rarely, however, do I post comments there, because I don't feel the need to fuel those fires any further.  I have recently dropped a couple of comments against my better judgment, and it seems like I always get the same response from the lib crowd.

"Your guy did it first".

     I guess this response must be in some fucking liberal handbook somewhere, because that shit gets dropped more than any other line I've seen.  Regardless of what the issue is, some dumbshit out there almost always will come up with a comparison to George Bush (or occassionally Ronald Reagan), to justify in their shit encrusted brain why it is ok for it to be happening now...again....magnified.

     Let me clue you in, Sparky.  I do not give a rat's ass who did it first, or when, or why.  If it is wrong, it is wrong.  If somebody steals my car, it doesn't give me automatic license to go steal somebody else's.  That line of "logic" is exactly why nothing is getting fixed in Washington.  Stop using the past to make excuses for the present, and the future.

     By the way, that "your guy did it first" argument actually makes valid the argument of a lot of patriots, but you really aren't hearing what they are saying...it's the government that is corrupt.

All of them.


Friday, November 22, 2013

Thank God. I have proof I'm not a racist.

Perusing through the webs this morning, and I found this gem over on Conservative Blogs Central...http://conservativeblogscentral.blogspot.com/2013/11/another-example-of-your-racist.html.

Yet another blowhard, know-it-all dipshit from liberal acadamia, has compiled a list of tell-tale signs that you might be a racist.  Kinda like a Jeff Foxworthy routine, but of course the imbecile is serious.  Anyhow, I'm going through the list, which includes little nuggets of wisdom like you are a racist if you don't like rap music.  Personally, I can't stand that shit, but didn't know that made me a racist.  After hitting one after another of the signs with a check mark, I get to the last one, that says if you eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches you might be a racist.

Friends, that one had me down in the dumps for a moment.  Beanburner is a peanut butter afficianado.  There are few things in this world that are better than peanut butter and jelly, and that's a fact.  Seriously, I saw that and just knew that I had been living in denial for my entire life.  Then it his me.  I'm from New Fucking Mexico.  We don't eat bread here....we eat tortillas.  Peanut butter and jelly on a flour tortilla.  Sonuvabitch, that makes me half Mexican, Spanish-American, Latino.

You have no idea how releived I am right now.

Thursday, November 21, 2013

With a Government like this, who needs terrorists?

And the hits just keep on a' rolling for Team Jugears.  Now, it looks like those of us lucky enough to have group insurance plans are only getting by for a few more months before its our turn to get Barrycare rammed up our anal nether-regions.  Take an eyeball at this shit....

"An analysis by the American Enterprise Institute, a conservative think tank, shows the administration anticipates half to two-thirds of small businesses would have policies canceled or be compelled to send workers onto the ObamaCare exchanges. They predict up to 100 million small and large business policies could be canceled next year. "

A hundred million??? How fucking many zero's is that?

By now, it has become painfully obvious to anyone that has a brain that this shitpile stinks to high heaven, and it has got to go.  I read an article that said 97% of Americans want either an overhaul of Obamacare, or to have it completely abolished.  I guess the other 3% have already received waivers from Emperor Barry and it doesn't matter to them.

Just for shits and grins, a hundred million has eight zero's.


Let's put this into perspective, shall we?  The combined 2012 populations of New York (the state), California, and Texas is 83.42 million.  Still got about 20 million more to go.  How many people live in your state?

I would like to take this opportunity to personally thank the stupid fuckers in DC that voted for this shit.  Harry, Nancy, O'bumble....Thanks.  Thanks a million.

No, thanks a hundred million.

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Like a Snowball Headed for Hell

     So apparently dEar leader, His Royal Highness and Supreme Chancellor of all things false and scandalous, Emporer Barry, somehow managed to recite the Gettysburg address (with an assist from the Royal Teleprompter, of course), omitting a slightly vital piece from one line.  That would be a mention of "God".  This, my friends, is EXACTLY where this once great nation went wrong.  Taking God out of the United States is like trying to bake a cake without eggs, milk, water, flour, cake mix, a heat source, and oxygen.  There is only one reason to remove God from this nation, and that is to appease the desire to have no responsibility to anyone other than self.  If there is no higher authority, no reward other than what is attained on planet earth, there is no reason to refrain from gratifying each and every desire that comes into the brain.  Here, we have yet one more example in an ever growing list to show where our pResident is making sure to do his part to exterminate and eliminate the very foundation of The United States of America.

     With each and every step that we take to remove God from our country, the speed at which we are heading toward the demise we dread is increased.  It is, exactly as Merle Hagard said...Rolling downhill like a snowball headed for Hell.

     Knowing that this post will firmly entrench me as a treasonous terror suspect in the minds of my NSA stalker and his/her superiors, all the way up to and including the big eared shitpile in charge, I'll be the first to admit...it took a lot to open my eyes too. 

     One more thing.  Because God's forgiveness is free and his grace is abundant, I gotta get this off my chest...


Friday, November 15, 2013

Just to be perfectly clear...

     So, Emporer Barry faced the world yesterday and admitted that the gubburmint had "fumbled" the health care roll out.   I'm just an ordinary guy, but I think I know a fumble when I see one, and this aint it.  As a die hard Dallas Cowboys fan, I can tell you that a "fumble" looks something like this...

Nosir, the fucktastic fiasco known as Obamacare is not a fumble.  The warnings went far beyond simple signs.  There were flat out discussions and proof given to the naked emporer that the clothes he was wearing were more than just a little sheer.  He knew that he was lying.  He knew that people would lose their plans.  He knew that people would lose their doctors.  He knew that the cost of existing plans would skyrocket.  He knew that the website wasn't ready.  He knew all of these things well in advance, and proceeded anyway.  Barry didn't "fumble".

Barry threw the game on purpose.

Monday, November 11, 2013

Yet another Veterans Day Salute!

Words cannot express the amount of gratitude I have for those who have been a part of the American Military.  I am fully aware of the many freedoms that I am blessed with because of their sacrifices.  With that being said, most of my buddies are Marines, so I would be remiss if I did not wish you all a Happy Birthday.  Here's a pic for you fuckers with much love!