Monday, August 17, 2015

Well, that escalated quickly.

305?  Imagine what that number will look like when her "personal" emails that she and Huma and Cheryl worked so diligently at deleting are recovered.

Fucking Cankles...I swear.

PS.  Fuck you Barry.

Saturday, August 8, 2015

Thanks EPA

A before and after pic of the Animas River. This runs directly through my families property. This is the source of our irrigation water and our well is less than a quarter of a mile away.  I can't wait to see how fucked up our land is after this. Has anyone seen this on msm? Any mention from Barryfrom Barry on how his government completely screwed the proverbial pooch on this? 

The Animas joins the San Juan in northern New Mexico, and then flows to Lake Powell, through hundreds of miles of Navajo reservation. Any guesses on how many people get their water from the San Juan along the way, or how many get their water from Lake Powell? Southern Utah, Arizona, Nevada, New Mexico and yes, drought stricken California too.

Thanks EPA. You had one job.

Fuck you Barry.

Friday, July 17, 2015

Paranoia... simply a heightened state of awareness.

PS.  Fuck you Barry

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

And it's only Tuesday...

Let's recap the week in libtardedness, as they have quite a jump already. First, we have planned parenthood selling aborted baby parts, Geraldo's panties get wadded up and he actually threatens physical violence against a grown man, the NAACP wants to blow Stone Mountain off the map, and now we have completely and totally folded the tent and allowed the mullahs in Iran to pursue their nuclear fantasies. That, my friends, is a shitload of stoopid to cram into one week, and its only Tuesday.

Friday, July 10, 2015

Hack Hacked by Hackers resigns

Katherine Archuleta, Director of the Office of Personnel Management, resigned today, less than twenty four hours after she told her outspoken critics to go fuck themselves.  Archuleta was a political appointee of Barry Sotero, and as with all of his other clueless, ass sucking minions, he had complete faith in her ability to fuck things up beyond recognition, right up until she was forced to resign in disgrace.  Katherine leaves behind a legacy of incompetence and utter failure, and will be sorely missed by all the other fucktards that she was making look good by being so terribly, terribly bad.  Once again, Emperor Hussein's nutsack was nowhere to be seen with a termination of this quivering puss sack of political cronyism.

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Sincerest Apologies

I'd like to offer my sincerest apologies for not being around lately. Its been pretty hectic getting shit straight after the incident with my son. He is doing great now, with the exception of having to have surgery on one of his knees. I'd rather be talking to a surgeon than the undertaker so I'm happy. The sorry piece of shit that ran over him is sitting in jail, facing attempted first degree murder charges, so that makes me happy too. Of course that fucker didn't have insurance either, so I'm not looking forward to figuring out how to pay the medical bills for this senseless bullshit. Guess I'll cross that bridge when I get there.

Speaking of sincere apologies, the sack of shit that blew up the Boston Marathon got the death penalty today, and issued his own half assed apology.  I hope that little piece of shit enjoys eternity roasting in the lower bowels of hades. Fuck you Tsarnaev, and the goat you rode in on.

Thursday, June 4, 2015

Update on my boy

After I put up the last post, local police issued an arrest warrant for a guy that is from our town.  He faces charges of Attempted Murder, Fleeing the scene, and reckless driving.  We have had local news stations pick up the story and run with it, and as of this morning, the suspect turned himself in to the sheriff's office.  I have no words to describe the emotions we are going through as a family.  I am mad.  I am scared.  I am relieved. I have experienced probably every human emotion there is within the last few days.  Mostly though, I am happy.  I am happy beyond belief that my boy is not only alive, but will most likely only have a few scars to remind him of the time somebody tried to 86 him from planet earth.

I cannot express to you guys how much your support has meant to us, and will continue to mean as we wind our way through the judicial system, searching for justice.  We have a long road ahead, but without every one of you that has reached out to us in some way, that road would still be at the very beginning.

Thank you, from the bottom of my blackened little heart.

Sunday, May 31, 2015

III% er needs help bad!

This is a copy of a post from my facebook page from the radio station where I DJ in the mornings. The victim is my son. Please help me get the word out so we can catch the sorry son of a bitch that did this. Please get word out to Angel and cmblake for sure. I am their neighbor so the perpetrator may be hiding in their area.

Quick update on the hit and run early Saturday morning, with a little more detail for people that are sharing this outside the immediate area.  The incident occurred on West Avenue in Clayton, New Mexico.  The person(s) responsible accelerated to a fairly high rate of speed before leaving the road purposefully to strike a person on foot. The vehicle was pursued east to Texline Texas before getting away.  It is believed they may be hiding somewhere near Amarillo, Dumas, or Dalhart, Texas. The vehicle is definitely a Chevrolet pickup. There is a good chance of fairly significant damage to the front end. A lot of the grill was broken off and left at the scene. The truck is white or light colored, believed to be anywhere from late 90s model to mid 2000s. It is likely that the driver has ties to the Clayton area. Anyone with information is being asked to please contact the Clayton, NM police department.  Again, this was a purposeful, extremely violent act and the perpetrator needs to be held accountable.

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Odd Sight in the middle of nowhere, New Mexico

I haven't been around much lately. Life has a way of keeping one spinning in circles. Had a little time off this weekend finally and just went for a drive. Ran across this interesting sight in the far northeast corner of the state.

Thursday, April 16, 2015

Somebody's gonna be looking for a raise...

Melissa Harris- Perry owes 70 fucking thousand dollars in back taxes.  How in the name of Baby Barry in a manger do you do that?  I own a small business, and I know them fucking vultures honorable government representatives with tax and rev or the IRS aint got one tiny little problem reminding you that you owe them money, often times well before you actually owe them.

Its gotta be because she's black.  Nope, its gotta be because she's a woman.  Nope, its gotta be because she's a black woman.  Maybe because she's a black woman that sticks fucking tampons in her head?

I know...  How about its because you HAVEN'T PAID YOUR FUCKING TAXES?!?!?!

Bet if you paid your damn taxes, there'd be a better chance that them kids your so worried about would get into a good school there, Missy.

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Important question for my friends with V.A. experience

I've written here a few times about my father in law, and his battle with Alzheimer's.  We finally got all of his benefit crap straightened out with the VA, and I'm real hesitant to rock the boat.  However, my mother in law is wanting to move to another state to be closer to her son.  She has a potential buyer on the line already for her house.  The fact that there is a buyer at all is remarkable, considering that she has a pretty expensive house in a very rural area, so we don't want to pass the opportunity to sell either.

Here's the question.  How does she sell her house without totally wrecking his benefits?  Our advisor that we've used to get all his benefits done says she cant touch the money at all.  If she sells, she automatically gets a 10-99.  We looked at going the 1031 route, but that doesn't apply to primary residences.  She can't gift it because it's already listed as an asset.

I know she cant be the first one to go through this, but after fighting and scratching for two years to get where we are now, I don't want to take any chances with his benefits.

Help???  Direction??

Friday, March 27, 2015

I'm changing my name

Clearly, Cruz has many decent and honorable supporters,” King argued. “At the same time, though, we must ask why he has such an unusual appeal to this low denominator in American politics.”

Peter King R(epugnant).

I am changing my name to Lowest Denominator.

Pete, you're a fucking idiot.

Thursday, March 26, 2015

I'm fucking offended that you're fucking offended

Somebody needs a high the face...with a chair

So this woman walks into a gift shop in Albuquerque, and goes off on the clerk there because they are selling Indian headdresses.  Apparently the offended party is of Native American decent, and has decided that the commercial sales of such items are sacrilegious.  The clerk, who is probably a minimum wage worker, gets tired of her shit and tells her, "hey, you lost the war".  now both sides are all up in arms with this bullshit.  Here's Beanburner's take on this...

If you go out of your way to be a fucking bitch to someone, don't be surprised when they tell you to fuck off.

Oh yeah, one more thing.  People need to get their fucking panties unbunched.  All of this being offended shit is starting to offend me.

PS.  Fuck you, Barry.

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Bowe Bergdahl; A brief timeline in pictures.

1.  An American Soldier goes missing overseas, quite possibly a POW.

2. The pResident steps in as "We leave no man behind", dammit!

3.  Mommy "Moonflower" and Daddy "Ahdo-Lika Dawgbahls" get cheezy with the preezy.

4.  Shit gets real.

5.  Team Sotero dobles down on STOOPID.

6.  Shit gets really real.

7.  Finally, like this is a surprise to anyone (even the lying fucking liars).

8.  Not a single fuck was given.

Friday, March 20, 2015

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

No more ordering black coffee

If you follow my blog at all, you know I got the blog name and my moniker from what I do.  I own my own coffee shop, and I roast all my own beans.  Please, whatever you do, do not compare me to Starbucks.  I actually take pride in my product, and make it available to the world without exhorbitant costs or a bunch of pretentious bullshit.  My latte art is more comparable to Rorschach than Rembrandt.  Anyhow, I ran across this little article about how Starbucks is telling their baristas  to have conversations about race with their customers.  I know I'm just a little mom and pop business, and Starbucks is this great big corporate giant, and I really have no business telling them how to conduct their business, but this idea is loaded from tongue to tailgate with fail.  I'm imagining all of these college aged yuppie entitlement fucktwits trying to "educate" people who've actually had more life experiences than keg stands and overdue thesis papers, and I'm not seeing this end well.  I'm sure that there will be people who will be willing to have discussions with the racially enlightened purveyors of peruvian, but I see those conversations falling into one of two categories;

 1.) heated arguments in which the persons mind was never going to be changed,resulting in the customer choosing to not be assailed with false sanctimony from a barely pubescent goober pouring flowers and leaves on coffee for a living, losing said customer forever, or

2.) a conversation with like minded individuals that actually does nothing to further racial relations anywhere, but leaving both participants with a false feeling of both exuberance and accomplishment, which is equally as pretentious as Starbucks main product.

But, I'm just a little fish in a big sea.  Good luck with your social experiment, Starbucks.

Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Ooooh. Dats sca-wee!

Reggie "Body Man" Love has a new book out called "Power Forward: My Presidential Education".  Of course, it reminded me of a line from Young Guns...

You look like the kind that likes educatin' young boys.

I'm sure Reggie learned a lot from Barry, but the thing I'm going to here is this article on Yahoo Finance, about what it's like when Barry gets mad.

I actually tried to read the whole thing, but wound up skimming it because I just couldn't quit laughing at the thought of anybody being intimidated by Barrack Hussein Obama.  Reggie gave numerous examples of times he fucked up and Barry got angwy with him.  I'm relatively certain that Reggie figured out a way to make it up to him.  Anyhow, I just thought I'd share with you, so you can see for yourself what a nitpicky little bitch our pResident is.  Try to control your fear as you imagine yourselves facing the wrath.

Personally, I would have found Reggie's story much more credible if he woulda said Mooch scared the shit out of him.

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

How do you hide tens of thousands of emails?

I know you guys keep up with all the "phony" scandals the liberal elitist nad gurglers try to sweep under the rug almost daily.  That is getting to be one big fucking rug, I tell ya.  So I am sure everyone is now up to date on the almost 40k emails of Baroness Lerner the Fifth being remarkably "found" after all the experts swore to all the old Gods and the New (GoT reference) that they were beyond retrieval.  So, that leads me in the direction of the question in the title here, and the answer is really quite obvious.  Lois Lerner was a rank fucking amateur.  If you want to hide emails, go pro all the way and just create your own web domain, complete with email address, and don't utilize the gubburmint system AT ALL.  That, boys and girls, is what a real expert lying, deceitful shitbag would do,  Right Hil?

I just finished watching Bibi's speech live.  I was impressed.  I was really kinda hoping he'd lay out some proof on the shit Barry's been pulling to get the Eye-yuh-toe-las to eat ice cream with him, but he didn't so much that I noticed.  I will say this, and I really don't care much who cries about it...

Any one of our leaders that skipped out on this speech because of their partisan panties being in a noose around the jewels is an absolute fucking disgrace to this country.  Israel is perhaps our greatest ally, and is definitely our greatest ally in that particular part of this giant rock we call home.  He is trying with all his might to protect his people, his home, his country.  Would that we had a leader with the same resolve.

Keep your eye on him, Bibi.  He's a sneaky fucker.

Monday, March 2, 2015

Barry vs. Bibi

president Jugears has taken to the airwaves, utilizing his most effective weapon in the war against Israel. MSM testicle garglers report Emperor Barry has decreed that Netanyahu has been repeatedly wrong in his concerns about how Iran would react with greater leeway in nookluhr proliferation. Based on Barry's track record of completely clusterfucking everything pertaining to the middle east, I'm thinking Bibi might wanna just ignore him.

Sunday, March 1, 2015

How many seeds were planted?

Its hard to believe its been three years since Andrew Breitbart died.  Three years ago, my eyes were opening, and I was searching the webs for blogs and articles that weren't written by mainstream ball ticklers. I've always been conservative, but had no idea how far gone our country really was. I still believed that problems could be voted out of office. I still believed in the country I'd been taught to love oh so many years ago in Boy Scouts.

I think I had just found the Breitbart site about two or three weeks before he died. I was a bit taken back at first, but came back again and again to read and learn. Then it happened...right after he said he was about to lay one out on old Barry. It was odd enough, but when the coroner died right away too, it was just too much.  I will always believe he was murdered for his convictions...for his actions.

It took a while before I actually started my own blog. I started out arguing here and there with liberal idiots ( sorry for being redundant ), wherever they were to be found. I eventually got to where I spent all of my time reading sites like weaselzippers, wirecutter, kerodin, Irish, and anti-idiotarian Rottweiler. I always felt like I had something to contribute, but damn some of you fuckers are smart, and make a hell of a lot more sense than me.

I know I don't follow the blogging rules. I don't post every day, and my format ain't the prettiest.  I say what I got to say, when I got it to say.  My language is sometimes a bit colorful. My sense of humor comes from twenty years in a career of seeing the worst humanity has to offer on a daily basis.  What I'm saying is, it ain't perfect, but its mine, and I wouldn't be doing it at all if it hadn't been for Andrew Breitbart.  He envisioned the end of the importance of the MSM, and that it would come as a result of small, independent writers and investigators willing to stand up and call BS on the BS.

So, it just caused me to wonder...after he left, just how many seeds did he plant in the process?

Friday, February 27, 2015

Quick Question

How many lone wolves does it take before they are considered to be a pack hunting in a very large area?

Blue/black or White/gold

For the last 24 hours, at least, the internet has been absolutely blowing up about what color some fucking dress is. People are talking about it around the water coolers at work, and its even hitting a lot of websites "most searched" lists. During the same time, a group of un elected shit piles in Washington crammed net neutrality up our collective sphinctal nether regions, Jugears McClown signed another emperial edict banning ammunition for a gun he failed to get eliminated, the IRS IG found tens of thousands of Lois I plead the fifth Lerner's supposedly lost emails, and basically the American populace has been fucked like a Juarez hooker without so much as a thank you.  Which one of these got the same coverage as that weird dress thing? Still no one held accountable for Fast and Furious, Benghazi, IRS targeting, or any of the other "phony" scandals of this administration. But tens if not hundreds of thousands of people have researched why they see a dress color one way when others see it differently.

Well played, Barry.  Well played indeed.

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

A little Bean Burner artistry

I'm pretty much finished painting my old Dodge.  Man thats one sexy truck now.  Anyhow, I bought a little airbrush and compressor at Harbor Freight, just to learn with, and I've been working on a little something to put on my truck.

I don't think its too bad for a beginner and a cheap gun.  What do you guys think?

Here's a pic of my baby too...

Just need to do a little touch up on the back fender on this side, and she's as good as new!

Monday, February 9, 2015

Thursday, February 5, 2015


Brian Williams lied?

but, but, but...

He's a bastion of truth, justice, and the American way.

He's a well respected media lapdog member.

There has to be some explanation for this.  Of course there is.  He simply....


Even Mooch aint buying that bullshit.

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Opportunity knocks

King Abdullah is PISSED!  The Japanese Prime Minister is PISSED!  The world watched yesterday as ISIS stepped up their game of terrorism, burning the Jordanian fighter pilot alive, then posting video screen all around Raqqa and replaying a video of the gruesome scene for all their minions to enjoy.

The United States is  was the beacon of hope for the free world.  There was a time when this shit would never have gone unpunished.  Now, however, we have placed the fate of the entire planet in the hands of a man that promises no boots on the ground,  who's greatest ambition in life seems to be the destruction of the bastion of freedom and liberty.

This, is his opportunity to lead not only this country, but the entire world.  Now, events have placed him at the crossroads of greatness or a footnote in history.  The world tires of ISIS and their game, and a leader must step forth.  What can we expect from the man who holds what once was the most powerful and influential post in the modern world?

Unless I miss my guess, we can expect a fairly reasonable NCAA Bracket prediction...nothing more.

Bon appetite.

Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Just another day that ends in "y".

I've spent a leisurely morning perusing the interwebs for shit that interests me.  Here's what I've come up with, in no particular order:

Warren Sapp gets arrested in Phoenix and subsequently fired from the NFL Network after he buys a couple of Ho's escorts and promptly slaps the shit outta one of them.  Keep it classy, Warren.

Staying on the NFL, I guess there's some conspiracy theory about why the Seahawks chose to throw the ill-fated pass that cost them a few million.  I dunno, but your on the one, with three tries and thirty seconds and you got Marshawn Lynch at RB and you throw???  It's either a conspiracy or that legal weed thing in Washington didn't work to well for Pete Carroll.

Bruce Jenner is changing into a woman, and somehow, people are surprised by this.

Rep. Alcee Hastings (D-ouchebag, Fla) says Texas is a crazy state and he wouldn't live there for all the tea in China.  It's all good, Alcee.  Texas don't want your stupid ass there anyhow.  Fuck you.

IS has executed the Jordanian pilot by putting him in a cage and burning him to death.  You can see the pics over at Zip's, but they aint pretty.  When is this country going to wake the fuck up?

You know, it sucks that we live in a world where the crazy shit I've listed here (and it's only a small part, I assure you) is just another day in the news.

Thursday, January 29, 2015

Here kiddie kiddie

This picture is just so damn funny.  There has to be thousands of (in)appropriate captions for it.

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Jesse Ventura: Professional Asshat Extrordinaire

So, apparently being a bitch and suing the widow of a REAL American hero qualifies one to cast aspersions on others.  Jesse "Widow Slayer" Ventura has, of course, weighed in with his two cents worth on the "American Sniper" broo ha ha.  Without missing a beat, the current reigning heavyweight ass clown of the world has declared that Chris Kyle was no hero, and that one cannot be a liar and a hero too.


So, I suppose that makes Bradley "Babs" Manning a hero in Mr. Ventura's esteemed opinion.  I dunno.   I'm thinking that Chris Kyle was pretty much the real deal, while Jesse was busy playing 'make-believe'.

Of Course, one had a movie made about him because he was such a bad ass, while the other had to pretend to be a bad ass in a movie about croaking an alien (which, of course Jesse also got his ass kicked in).

Why won't this fucker just fade away?

Monday, January 26, 2015

American Bad Ass

Kid Rock is just making me smile a lot this week. First it was the mountain lion thing, and now he's killing whales too. I love this blast of Mikey Moore and Seth Rogan. I copied this straight from his page at

Fuck you Michael Moore, you’re a piece of shit and your uncle would be ashamed of you. Seth Rogen, your uncle probably molested you. I hope both of you catch a fist to the face soon.

God bless you Chris Kyle, Thank you for your service.

Keep up the good work, Kid.

Wednesday, January 21, 2015

From the Penthouse to the Bighouse

Well, it looks like one dirty cop/ judge is finally getting his just desserts. Tommy Rosella, formerly of Rio Arriba County (New Mexico), will be changing his address for the next ten years after basically being a complete and total douchenozzle, while shoving his badge in peoples' faces, threatening them with his service weapon, and performing favors for friends and supporters in his official roles as both Sheriff and Magistrate Judge.

Tommy was convicted for violating civilians civil rights, meaning he will be serving his sentence in the relaxing atmosphere of a Federal Correctional Institute.  I'm sure he will be setting up a gofundme account to help him out with commissary purchases.

Have a great time Tommy, and...

Don't drop the soap.

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Kid Rock Causes Liberal Tears

Ted Nugent posted a picture the other day on his FB page, showing Kid Rock posing with a mountain lion that he had shot and killed.  Of course, the comments section for that photo blew smooth the fuck up, with all kinds of liberal bed wetters crying about the poor, defenseless kitty and all that other shit.

First, I can only imagine why any liberal candy ass would follow Uncle Ted''s page.  It wouldn't have anything to do with waiting for something, anything, to snivel about, would it?

Second, I am insanely jealous.  I have been hunting in the western United States my entire life, and I've never gotten a shot at a cat.  I will get my chance someday.

Anyhow, here's the pic and the link.  Bon appetite, amigos y amigas!

Monday, January 19, 2015

On What Fucking Planet?

Blomberg reports that pResident Jugears has a 50% approval rating heading into the SOTU address. This flies in the face of everything I have read on other sites, and definitely does not jive with the many, many conversations I have daily.  So, I just want to know what fucking planet are they polling?

Sunday, January 18, 2015

Snipers are not Whalers, Mikey!

Apparently Shamu has issues with people that can kill you from a mile away with a rifle.

Friday, January 16, 2015

Fuck, I thought this was the Buzz Lightyear version

Schoolhouse VOX

You know, I just cant quit thinking about that stoooopid fucker from Vox and the article about how the Senate is tilted in favor of small states and that it needs to be abolished and fuck me runnin how damn ignorant can one fucking human be?  Anyhow, Old Beanburner here was overjoyed this morning to hear about this...

Yup, finally a bit of common sense prevailing.  Arizona has passed a law (with North Dakota expected to follow suit very shortly), requiring high school students to be able to pass a Civics test prior to graduation.

I'm thinking that perhaps Vox should relocate to Arizona, and send their stupid assed writers to some remedial training in Civics, so they may possibly understand WHY the Senate and House memberships are made up the way they are.

If that fails, maybe we could just get some re-runs of Schoolhouse Rock and loop it on their Ipods.

Thursday, January 15, 2015

Big Boys Toys

My father in law got a 91 Dodge 4x4 diesel when it was a year old.  He and I traveled all over Texas and New Mexico in that truck, mostly pulling a bass boat headed to or from some tournament.  Now, that man was my best friend for over 20 years (until fucking alzheimers stole him from me), but he couldn't drive for shit.  So, it was usually my ass sitting in the drivers seat.  He's in a home now, and he doesn't have any idea who I am and can't remember the hundreds and hundreds of incredible times we had, but I still have that truck.  It still has the original paint on it, so it kinda looks like a dalmation, but that's being remedied Johnny Cash Style ( one piece at a time and black).  So far I have the roof, the hood, and both doors done, with plans to tackle the front fenders this weekend.  I'll bet that truck has at least 300k miles, and I plan on getting at least that many more out of it.  All three of my boys grew up riding in that truck, and hopefully It'll still be around for me to pass down. Anyhow, the picture below is one that looks damn near exactly like my truck, and if I ever git er done, I'll post some pics to amaze and inspire you all.  Say a prayer tonight for my father in law and anybody else suffering from that shitty, fucked up disease, and while your at it, throw up a thanks for memories you can hold on to.

Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Back in Business Again!

I know I've probably not hit very many MIA lists, but I am back, for those of you that missed me.  I was just about as busy as a one legged cat covering two piles of shit.

I have no idea what possessed me to do so, but I actually ran for Sheriff.  I got my ass whupped, but I guess its an experience I can cross off the bucket list, or whatever.  I live in a small town in a small county, and I've only been here for 7 years, so I still have that "outsider" label.  Took 30 percent of the vote, so I guess that aint too bad.

Somewhere in the process of losing the election, I tore my miniscus, so I have now had my third scope.  It's a good thing I like my doc.  We spend a lot of quality time together.

Anyhow, I know I'm late to the party on this one, but I have a very special "FUCK YOU" to the people at Vox.  You stupid sunsabitches need to take a fucking civics class and figure out WHY the House and Senate are set up the way they are before you open your cock traps complaining about it.  No, seriously,...FUCK YOU, from a small state resident that is very happy that states like Kommiefornia and New York don't rule every inch of this country.



PS.  Fuck you too Barry