Tuesday, August 9, 2016

Fuck Me To Tears, Liberals are STUPID!

I normally don't waste my time reading the knob slurping bullshit on PuffHo, but I was surprised to see one of the writers call Obams S.T.U.P.I.D., and I fell for it like a dope.  No, this particular author (Samuel Oji, if you give a shit) is no different from any of the other water carriers there.  Stupid was an acronym, with each letter standing for just another starry eyed description of Boy Blunder.  Just when you think the amount of horse shit can get no deeper, Sammy goes completely off the fucking charts with this line:

"I could go on and on, he's a god among men".

Which leads into the last letter, "D", which stands for, what else?...


I shit you not.

Sammy wasn't just kissing Barry's ass here, people.  No sir, he was motor-boatin that sphincter!

Just in case you don't believe me that anyone could be this fucking dumb, I give you exhibit A:


Even Barry aint buying this bullshit.

Thursday, July 28, 2016

What in the Fuckinski?

I just signed on today and saw that I have over 700 page views today alone.  I'm not complaining, mind you, but that is a SIGNIFICANT increase over my normal days because I'm such a lazy assed poster.  Anyhow, out of curiosity, I checked to see where they were from, and the vast majority by far and away are from Russia.


Normally, most of my page views come from right here in the good old U.S. of A., with Russia barely making a blip on the screen.  Did they just get a data plan upgrade, or WTF?

Just thought it was worth mentioning, and in case any of my newfound Russian fanclub members are interested, I don't have any of Hillary's emails either.


PS.  Fuck you, Barry

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Why yes. Yes it is.

Bout time to buckle up.  Never thought I'd be cheering for Assange.

Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Great News from the P.O.S.U.S.


According to the world's second greatest lying piece of shit, Glocks are now more readily attainable than books and computers.  I'm shopping in the wrong places.

Thursday, July 7, 2016

You have two choices...

For you simple minded fucktards that continue to blindly celebrate and worship the serial criminal Clinton (no, not THAT one, Hillary dammit.), after James Comey's statement yesterday you are now faced with a bit of a dilemma.  You have two choices regarding the pre-ordained goddess of glib...

A.) She did everything that she was accused of, which makes her absolutely the most corrupt, criminally tainted presidential candidate ever, or...

B.) Her story of not knowing, not understanding, not being tech savvy is true, meaning she is the stupidest, most inept human being to ever be elected to public office.

Either way, she has no business being the leader of the Greatest Nation on Planet Earth.

PS...Fuck you Barry.

Thursday, June 9, 2016

Blow it out your ass...

                                                  9th Circus Court of Appeals

PS.  Fuck you, Barry

Friday, June 3, 2016

Ever Wonder What an Oozing Douchebag Looks Like?


This is Paul Cicala , sportscaster at KVOA TV in Tucson.  You can find his facebook here: http://www.facebook.com/paulcicala, but his twitter has already been deleted.

Why? You ask,...well, seems Ol' Paulie boy thinks its fine and dandy that a woman was assaulted at the Trump rally in San Jose yesterday.  You see, the dumb woman was wearing the wrong damn shirt and she brought it on herself.


Feel free to let him know what you think on his FB page, and by all means, his bosses ought to know too, dontcha think?


One last thing, before I sign off...

Fuck you Paul.  You are a bitch!

Thursday, June 2, 2016

Bryan Pleads the Fifth While Hillary Drinks One

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Former Clinton IT guru Bryan Pagliano has made it clear he plans on pleading the Fifth when called to testify in the civil suit filed against her royal high-ass, Hillary.  This is from the same guy that has already been given immunity by the FBI in the criminal investigation.  If this guy has that much to hide, we need to set up a pool on how long the assassin squad of Team Clinton will be held in check

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Just by looking at him, I'd say he's kinda a creampuff.  Definitely no match for the Wicked Witch of Vodka on the Rocks.

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Image result for Hillary Clinton pissed off

Wednesday, June 1, 2016

Cut It Out You Fuckin Crackers


White, uneducated Americans?

In the infamous words of "W", 

I believe you have misunderestimated the other side, Bubba Jeff.

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

AmeriGEDDON Trailer..... How real is it?

Looks pretty damn good to me.  I'm surprised everyone associated with it didn't have "unforseen medical problems" before it was finished.

Tuesday, May 17, 2016

At This Point In Time, What Difference Does It Make?

I've watched politicians scream for tax releases by their opponents for several years.  Now its Trumpah-Loompah's turn in the proverbial barrel, as all the morally and intellectual superiors call for the Donald to show the world his taxes.  He, of course, has told Hillary et al to politely fist fuck themselves.

I never really thought about it before, but in retrospect, I've never really paid any attention to their actual taxes.  I mean, sure, it looks better to just say "Hey, I've got nothing to hide, here you go", but I've never really looked at them after they are released.  Even worse, I don't know anyone who has.

Now, there are things I'd like to know about a person, like what exactly did Hillary tell those Wall Street Moguls in her speeches.  Was Bath House Barry really a Constitutional Scholar?  Hell, I still have my doubts about his birth certificate, but for a completely different reason than most.  I am approximately the same age as Mr. Sotero, and I too was born in Hawaii, and I can tell you our birth certificates look nothing alike.  I'd also like to know about Fauxcahontas' getting jobs or money based on her Native American heritage.  Oh yeah, I wanna know about the tensile strength of Hardcore Harry's workout bands too.

Really, I'm sure that the taxes may tell people a little, but if you have a good accountant, and I'm sur Donald does, isn't it their job to save you some bread crumbs?  Besides, if Trump were really hiding anything in his taxes, you just know that the hyper-ethical individuals in charge of the IRS would have busted his ass by now.


Wednesday, May 11, 2016

Friday, May 6, 2016

Nothing like a little THC on a Friday

Texas Hippie Coalition...

What did you think I meant?

Go ahead, bang your head.  It won't hurt.

Wednesday, May 4, 2016

My Give-a-Shit-o'meter stuck on Zero

Big news today...Ted dropped out, and suddenly, Kasich drops out too.  Kinda makes you wonder who John was really trying to fuck, doesn't it?  Anyhow, Trump tweeted this tidbit about another one of my favorite Republicans yesterday.  Once upon a time I would have been stoked beyond belief to see this.  Now, I aint too excited about anything, anymore.

What are your thoughts on this?

Friday, April 1, 2016

"A Fresh New Face"....

Just got done checking out a story on Zip about Porky Fucking Pig (Karl Rove, in case you missed it), saying what the Republican Party needs at this point is a "fresh new face" at the convention. somebody other than Cruz, Trump or the Postman's son to carry the torch, so to speak, into the general election.

I have to admit, I am a bit confused.  I am wondering if this "fresh new face" will be El Jebador, Mittens, or perhaps a "fresher, newer face" like, say Paul Ryan.

Honestly, Sir Porksalot, is there any such thing as a "fresh new face" in the establishment brothel of bought and paid for fucking whores?  Where, pray tell, will you find this shining paragon of conservatism that we, the unwashed masses have not already rejected into your trash heap of exposed snake oil salespersons?

I have a newsflash for ya.  We the people are getting down right by God serious, and you need to clean the wax out of your listening orifices, before you get your best-laid-plans shoved smooth up in another one of your orifices.

I was initially pretty dead set on voting for Cruz, and I am still convinced he's the better man for the job.  However, watching you establishment pukes stumble all over yourselves, pissing in your $75 a pair tighty whiteys over an overgrown oompah loompah with a bad comb over has been quite entertaining.  It does lead one to wonder why.  What are you really afraid of?  When the lights come on, and you stand laid bare before the creator, will your skeletons and demons really be so ferocious?  Would your fellow citizens commit unspeakable acts against you if they knew how deeply you had truly betrayed them?

When the general elections roll around, I will happily cast my vote for Cruz...or Trump, whichever one is left standing after this freakshow is done.  Do not make the mistake of trying to pawn off a "fresh new face" on me though.  I will have none of it.  Not happenin'.

Test this theory, fuckers, and you will find out how serious we really are.  The e-Publican establishment will burn down to ashes, and unlike the Phoenix, you sunsabitches will not come back.

Welcome to the Oval Office, Madame President.  Don't steal anything this time.

Thursday, March 31, 2016

God Bless My Amigos Y Amigas

So, apparently "Cultural Appropriation" is now some kinda thing.  In the video below, which I'm sure most of you have seen by now, one Ms. Bonita Tindle assaults some random Scooby Doo looking white boy because he's sportin' some dreds.

I had no idea that cultures were not allowed to share aspects with other cultures, you know, in the sake of people getting their shit together or advancing science or humanity or whatever.  Bonita wants to slap a mother fucker for stealing her hair style, or at least that was the handiest excuse she had for physically exhibiting her hatred for whitey.  Fuckin Crackers ought to know better I suppose.

Anyhow, it occurred to me what a shitty world I would live in if my New Mexican Amigos and Amigas displayed the same blatantly racist, horseshit attitude that Bonita did.  Mother fuckers take away my green chile, enchiladas, and tacos, and I'm taking a razor blade to my wrists.  So, mi Amigos....muchas gracias, and thanks for not being puro puto like Bonita here.

Thursday, March 24, 2016

Et tu, Brute?

Holy shit, if Piers Morgan is talking crap about you, Barry, you must seriously be fucking up.

You better be careful, or Chris Matthews is gonna quit jerking off to your poster next.

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

White House Releases Official Statement re: Brussels

President Barack Obama, enjoying a day of baseball in America's new BFF, Cuba, issued the following statement regarding the incident in Brussels:

"At this time, we have little solid information to go on.  Preliminary reports indicate that this was not a coordinated event, but rather multiple incidents of random, work-place violence perpetrated by lone wolf actors.  It is believed that these actors may have been Caucasian, Christian males, with strong political ideations leaning to extreme right wing conservatism.  From the early reports, information gathered indicates that the men used AK-47 Assault Uzis with high capacity clips, purchased at a Texas gun show through the gun show loop hole.  Again, this is all preliminary information.  Acts of retaliation against White Christian males, specifically those wearing clothing depicting racist images of the Confederate Battle Flag, NASCAR, or Donald Trump are being discouraged at this time.  The prayers of Michelle and myself go out to Allah that peace will reign supreme in all areas of the Caliphate"

The President then proceeded to swallow an entire footlong in one bite.  Then he had a hot dog too.

Friday, March 11, 2016


IS the fucking problem.  This was posted on FB by a young man I know that has probably NEVER paid a tax dollar in his life.

Fine.  You want to support a thousand bums to save one needy family so you can feel better about yourself...great.  I choose to spend my money a little more wisely, and I don't appreciate anyone telling me I should feel guilty about the "one needy family" crap either.  Fuck that!

A Beautiful Picture of Anti-Trump Maggots

So, on one side is a man that professes to want to "Make America Great Again", and on the other side we have this.

Wow...tough decision.

Preach it, Brother!

Monday, March 7, 2016

Summer's Comin', Bitches!

It gets so fuckin hot in New Mexico, even the windmills wilt.

I think this thing really got hit by a microburst a couple of years back.  Its sits just a ways outside of my hometown.

Thursday, March 3, 2016

How Much For A BJ?

Seriously, Mittens...

If you are going to be a fucking Establishment whore, we need to know your prices.  Are they negotiable?  Do you like to play just the tip?  Did you at least give the Donald a reach around?

Fuck you , Mittens, and the rest of the political, elitist ruling class too!

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

I smell another "unexplained" suicide coming!

Justice Dept. Gives Immunity to Staffer Who Set Up Clinton Email System

Image: Justice Dept. Gives Immunity to Staffer Who Set Up Clinton Email System

Breaking News at Newsmax.com http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/clinton-email-system-staffer/2016/03/02/id/717160/#ixzz41o6VQ8aK
Urgent: Rate Obama on His Job Performance. Vote Here Now!

Kick Ass Redneck Music!

Tim Montana and the Shrednecks, featuring Billy F Gibbons.  This is one of their more mellow songs, but its damn good.  Check em out if Southern Rock is your thang!

Monday, February 29, 2016

Chuck Shumer: Champion of Big Butts Everywhere

Countless wars and skirmishes across the globe.

A refugee crisis threatening countries around the world.

Economies of countless nations on the verge of collapse.

Race wars, class wars, societal meltdown.

Have no fear, useful idiots everywhere...Chuck Shumer is on your side as he declares war on the airlines for their seats being to small.


Keep your eye on the ball, Chuckie Boy.

Friday, February 26, 2016

The Following is a true story...

Once there were three little black girls on a bus in Albany, New York.

They got in a fight.


They told their friends they got jumped by a bunch of honkies.

I just got jumped on a bus while people hit us and called us the "n" word and NO ONE helped us.

Their friends thought this was not cool, and they protested.

The queen of the flies jumped in with her usual, baseless bullshit

There's no excuse for racism and violence on a college campus.http://hrc.io/1SurlaQ  -H

Turns out, it was just another #Blackliesmatter

According to their attorney, they just "embellished" their experience. How, exactly, will their "embellishment" skills help them pay the civil damages that one can only hope will be quite painful.

And, when shall we expect a retraction from the queen of the Flies?

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

For Pete's sake, stop with all the crying

Earlier I posted the video of the little bernieflake in full meltdown because the world alapped her in her stupid fucking face. Now, I see this on Glenn Beck's Facebook page. I used to like him some, but he's gotten excessively whiny lately. I can't believe this fuck has the audacity to claim Trump has done more to divide the country in a couple of months than Jugears McClown has done in seven years. Sorry Glenn, but I gotta call bullshit on your bullshit.

I know, I know....but damn this is funny!

I'm crying too, but it's because I can't quit laughing at how far out of touch with reality these Berniebots have become.

The world is a harsh place, sister.  You better toughen up a bit before venturing out of your "safe place".

Tuesday, February 23, 2016

No Special Snowflakes Here

71 years ago, 5 U.S. Marines and a Navy Hospital Corpsman raised the flag of the United States on top of Mount Suribachi during the Battle of Iwo Jima in WWII.

One can only imagine the completely different outcome if the Greatest Generation were to be replaced with today's generation of My Little Ponies and Special Snowflakes.

Someday, we will find out.

"Then Ira started drinkin' hard
Jail was often his home
They'd let him raise the flag and lower it
Like you'd throw a dog a bone!
He died drunk early one mornin'
Alone in the land he fought to save
Two inches of water in a lonely ditch
Was a grave for Ira Hayes."

Thursday, February 18, 2016

Wednesday, February 17, 2016

WWII medals I found

I was cleaning out my storage building last weekend, and ran across a box of stuff my great grandmother had collected during WWII. Mostly it was newspaper clippings, but she also had the entire service book for Haskell County, Texas, which is very cool. I think every male old enough to fight was in it. I also found medals from one of my great uncle. My great grandma had two sons go off to war. One made it back, and died shortly afterwards when his tractor caught on fire with him too. Anyhow, I thought I'd post some of the stuff I found. If anyone knows what the medals are, let me know.

Yup, this pretty much sums up my opinion of both fucking parties

Pissed off and mad about it.  They can all kiss my ass.

Saturday, February 13, 2016

Our elected (R)s better drop their nuts now


Man, I wasn't expecting Antonin Scalia to drop before Ginsberg. She definitely has some sort of pact with Satan.  You just know Barry has gotta be jizzin his jimmies right now thinking he's got a shot to absolutely fuck the balance of SCOTUS for a looooong fucking time.

Thursday, February 11, 2016

I'm a Terrorist? Who'da thunk it

The Department of Homeland Horseshit released an unclassified document SITREP regarding the funeral of LaVoy Finicum, warning all officers in the affected area(s) to be sooper hyper vigilant because the funeral was sure to draw parades of armed domestic terrorists and violent extremists through their neighborhoods.  The beautiful thing is that they even supplied Officer Fife and his minions colored pictures of logos to be on the lookout for, you know, because extreme violent domestic terroristical terrorists always advertise before they come to your town to rape your wimmins and pillage your slurpee machines.  Funny thing is, every fucking logo they list is very much attached to patriot groups, military, and even LEO's.  Take a look at this partial list of "Violent Extremist" related signs:

Now, here's a little sumthin sumthin I airbrushed on the side of my ginormous carbon footprint:

Guess I may want to avoid driving through Yootaw for a while.

PS...Fuck you, Barry