Thursday, March 31, 2016

God Bless My Amigos Y Amigas

So, apparently "Cultural Appropriation" is now some kinda thing.  In the video below, which I'm sure most of you have seen by now, one Ms. Bonita Tindle assaults some random Scooby Doo looking white boy because he's sportin' some dreds.

I had no idea that cultures were not allowed to share aspects with other cultures, you know, in the sake of people getting their shit together or advancing science or humanity or whatever.  Bonita wants to slap a mother fucker for stealing her hair style, or at least that was the handiest excuse she had for physically exhibiting her hatred for whitey.  Fuckin Crackers ought to know better I suppose.

Anyhow, it occurred to me what a shitty world I would live in if my New Mexican Amigos and Amigas displayed the same blatantly racist, horseshit attitude that Bonita did.  Mother fuckers take away my green chile, enchiladas, and tacos, and I'm taking a razor blade to my wrists.  So, mi Amigos....muchas gracias, and thanks for not being puro puto like Bonita here.

Thursday, March 24, 2016

Et tu, Brute?

Holy shit, if Piers Morgan is talking crap about you, Barry, you must seriously be fucking up.

You better be careful, or Chris Matthews is gonna quit jerking off to your poster next.

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

White House Releases Official Statement re: Brussels

President Barack Obama, enjoying a day of baseball in America's new BFF, Cuba, issued the following statement regarding the incident in Brussels:

"At this time, we have little solid information to go on.  Preliminary reports indicate that this was not a coordinated event, but rather multiple incidents of random, work-place violence perpetrated by lone wolf actors.  It is believed that these actors may have been Caucasian, Christian males, with strong political ideations leaning to extreme right wing conservatism.  From the early reports, information gathered indicates that the men used AK-47 Assault Uzis with high capacity clips, purchased at a Texas gun show through the gun show loop hole.  Again, this is all preliminary information.  Acts of retaliation against White Christian males, specifically those wearing clothing depicting racist images of the Confederate Battle Flag, NASCAR, or Donald Trump are being discouraged at this time.  The prayers of Michelle and myself go out to Allah that peace will reign supreme in all areas of the Caliphate"

The President then proceeded to swallow an entire footlong in one bite.  Then he had a hot dog too.

Friday, March 11, 2016


IS the fucking problem.  This was posted on FB by a young man I know that has probably NEVER paid a tax dollar in his life.

Fine.  You want to support a thousand bums to save one needy family so you can feel better about yourself...great.  I choose to spend my money a little more wisely, and I don't appreciate anyone telling me I should feel guilty about the "one needy family" crap either.  Fuck that!

A Beautiful Picture of Anti-Trump Maggots

So, on one side is a man that professes to want to "Make America Great Again", and on the other side we have this.

Wow...tough decision.

Preach it, Brother!

Monday, March 7, 2016

Summer's Comin', Bitches!

It gets so fuckin hot in New Mexico, even the windmills wilt.

I think this thing really got hit by a microburst a couple of years back.  Its sits just a ways outside of my hometown.

Thursday, March 3, 2016

How Much For A BJ?

Seriously, Mittens...

If you are going to be a fucking Establishment whore, we need to know your prices.  Are they negotiable?  Do you like to play just the tip?  Did you at least give the Donald a reach around?

Fuck you , Mittens, and the rest of the political, elitist ruling class too!

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

I smell another "unexplained" suicide coming!

Justice Dept. Gives Immunity to Staffer Who Set Up Clinton Email System

Image: Justice Dept. Gives Immunity to Staffer Who Set Up Clinton Email System

Breaking News at
Urgent: Rate Obama on His Job Performance. Vote Here Now!

Kick Ass Redneck Music!

Tim Montana and the Shrednecks, featuring Billy F Gibbons.  This is one of their more mellow songs, but its damn good.  Check em out if Southern Rock is your thang!