I've watched politicians scream for tax releases by their opponents for several years. Now its Trumpah-Loompah's turn in the proverbial barrel, as all the morally and intellectual superiors call for the Donald to show the world his taxes. He, of course, has told Hillary et al to politely fist fuck themselves.
I never really thought about it before, but in retrospect, I've never really paid any attention to their actual taxes. I mean, sure, it looks better to just say "Hey, I've got nothing to hide, here you go", but I've never really looked at them after they are released. Even worse, I don't know anyone who has.
Now, there are things I'd like to know about a person, like what exactly did Hillary tell those Wall Street Moguls in her speeches. Was Bath House Barry really a Constitutional Scholar? Hell, I still have my doubts about his birth certificate, but for a completely different reason than most. I am approximately the same age as Mr. Sotero, and I too was born in Hawaii, and I can tell you our birth certificates look nothing alike. I'd also like to know about Fauxcahontas' getting jobs or money based on her Native American heritage. Oh yeah, I wanna know about the tensile strength of Hardcore Harry's workout bands too.
Really, I'm sure that the taxes may tell people a little, but if you have a good accountant, and I'm sur Donald does, isn't it their job to save you some bread crumbs? Besides, if Trump were really hiding anything in his taxes, you just know that the hyper-ethical individuals in charge of the IRS would have busted his ass by now.
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