Clearly, Cruz has many decent and honorable supporters,” King argued. “At the same time, though, we must ask why he has such an unusual appeal to this low denominator in American politics.”
Peter King R(epugnant).
I am changing my name to Lowest Denominator.
Pete, you're a fucking idiot.
Friday, March 27, 2015
Thursday, March 26, 2015
I'm fucking offended that you're fucking offended
Somebody needs a high five...to the face...with a chair
So this woman walks into a gift shop in Albuquerque, and goes off on the clerk there because they are selling Indian headdresses. Apparently the offended party is of Native American decent, and has decided that the commercial sales of such items are sacrilegious. The clerk, who is probably a minimum wage worker, gets tired of her shit and tells her, "hey, you lost the war". now both sides are all up in arms with this bullshit. Here's Beanburner's take on this...
If you go out of your way to be a fucking bitch to someone, don't be surprised when they tell you to fuck off.
Oh yeah, one more thing. People need to get their fucking panties unbunched. All of this being offended shit is starting to offend me.
PS. Fuck you, Barry.
So this woman walks into a gift shop in Albuquerque, and goes off on the clerk there because they are selling Indian headdresses. Apparently the offended party is of Native American decent, and has decided that the commercial sales of such items are sacrilegious. The clerk, who is probably a minimum wage worker, gets tired of her shit and tells her, "hey, you lost the war". now both sides are all up in arms with this bullshit. Here's Beanburner's take on this...
If you go out of your way to be a fucking bitch to someone, don't be surprised when they tell you to fuck off.
Oh yeah, one more thing. People need to get their fucking panties unbunched. All of this being offended shit is starting to offend me.
PS. Fuck you, Barry.
Wednesday, March 25, 2015
Bowe Bergdahl; A brief timeline in pictures.
1. An American Soldier goes missing overseas, quite possibly a POW.
2. The pResident steps in as "We leave no man behind", dammit!
2. The pResident steps in as "We leave no man behind", dammit!
3. Mommy "Moonflower" and Daddy "Ahdo-Lika Dawgbahls" get cheezy with the preezy.
4. Shit gets real.
5. Team Sotero dobles down on STOOPID.
6. Shit gets really real.
7. Finally, like this is a surprise to anyone (even the lying fucking liars).
8. Not a single fuck was given.
Friday, March 20, 2015
Tuesday, March 17, 2015
No more ordering black coffee
If you follow my blog at all, you know I got the blog name and my moniker from what I do. I own my own coffee shop, and I roast all my own beans. Please, whatever you do, do not compare me to Starbucks. I actually take pride in my product, and make it available to the world without exhorbitant costs or a bunch of pretentious bullshit. My latte art is more comparable to Rorschach than Rembrandt. Anyhow, I ran across this little article about how Starbucks is telling their baristas to have conversations about race with their customers. I know I'm just a little mom and pop business, and Starbucks is this great big corporate giant, and I really have no business telling them how to conduct their business, but this idea is loaded from tongue to tailgate with fail. I'm imagining all of these college aged yuppie entitlement fucktwits trying to "educate" people who've actually had more life experiences than keg stands and overdue thesis papers, and I'm not seeing this end well. I'm sure that there will be people who will be willing to have discussions with the racially enlightened purveyors of peruvian, but I see those conversations falling into one of two categories;
1.) heated arguments in which the persons mind was never going to be changed,resulting in the customer choosing to not be assailed with false sanctimony from a barely pubescent goober pouring flowers and leaves on coffee for a living, losing said customer forever, or
2.) a conversation with like minded individuals that actually does nothing to further racial relations anywhere, but leaving both participants with a false feeling of both exuberance and accomplishment, which is equally as pretentious as Starbucks main product.
But, I'm just a little fish in a big sea. Good luck with your social experiment, Starbucks.
1.) heated arguments in which the persons mind was never going to be changed,resulting in the customer choosing to not be assailed with false sanctimony from a barely pubescent goober pouring flowers and leaves on coffee for a living, losing said customer forever, or
2.) a conversation with like minded individuals that actually does nothing to further racial relations anywhere, but leaving both participants with a false feeling of both exuberance and accomplishment, which is equally as pretentious as Starbucks main product.
But, I'm just a little fish in a big sea. Good luck with your social experiment, Starbucks.
Tuesday, March 10, 2015
Ooooh. Dats sca-wee!
Reggie "Body Man" Love has a new book out called "Power Forward: My Presidential Education". Of course, it reminded me of a line from Young Guns...
You look like the kind that likes educatin' young boys.
I'm sure Reggie learned a lot from Barry, but the thing I'm going to here is this article on Yahoo Finance, about what it's like when Barry gets mad.
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/heres-president-obama-gets-mad-110000693.html
I actually tried to read the whole thing, but wound up skimming it because I just couldn't quit laughing at the thought of anybody being intimidated by Barrack Hussein Obama. Reggie gave numerous examples of times he fucked up and Barry got angwy with him. I'm relatively certain that Reggie figured out a way to make it up to him. Anyhow, I just thought I'd share with you, so you can see for yourself what a nitpicky little bitch our pResident is. Try to control your fear as you imagine yourselves facing the wrath.
Personally, I would have found Reggie's story much more credible if he woulda said Mooch scared the shit out of him.
You look like the kind that likes educatin' young boys.
I'm sure Reggie learned a lot from Barry, but the thing I'm going to here is this article on Yahoo Finance, about what it's like when Barry gets mad.
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/heres-president-obama-gets-mad-110000693.html
I actually tried to read the whole thing, but wound up skimming it because I just couldn't quit laughing at the thought of anybody being intimidated by Barrack Hussein Obama. Reggie gave numerous examples of times he fucked up and Barry got angwy with him. I'm relatively certain that Reggie figured out a way to make it up to him. Anyhow, I just thought I'd share with you, so you can see for yourself what a nitpicky little bitch our pResident is. Try to control your fear as you imagine yourselves facing the wrath.
Personally, I would have found Reggie's story much more credible if he woulda said Mooch scared the shit out of him.
Tuesday, March 3, 2015
How do you hide tens of thousands of emails?
I know you guys keep up with all the "phony" scandals the liberal elitist nad gurglers try to sweep under the rug almost daily. That is getting to be one big fucking rug, I tell ya. So I am sure everyone is now up to date on the almost 40k emails of Baroness Lerner the Fifth being remarkably "found" after all the experts swore to all the old Gods and the New (GoT reference) that they were beyond retrieval. So, that leads me in the direction of the question in the title here, and the answer is really quite obvious. Lois Lerner was a rank fucking amateur. If you want to hide emails, go pro all the way and just create your own web domain, complete with email address, and don't utilize the gubburmint system AT ALL. That, boys and girls, is what a real expert lying, deceitful shitbag would do, Right Hil?
I just finished watching Bibi's speech live. I was impressed. I was really kinda hoping he'd lay out some proof on the shit Barry's been pulling to get the Eye-yuh-toe-las to eat ice cream with him, but he didn't so much that I noticed. I will say this, and I really don't care much who cries about it...
Any one of our leaders that skipped out on this speech because of their partisan panties being in a noose around the jewels is an absolute fucking disgrace to this country. Israel is perhaps our greatest ally, and is definitely our greatest ally in that particular part of this giant rock we call home. He is trying with all his might to protect his people, his home, his country. Would that we had a leader with the same resolve.
Keep your eye on him, Bibi. He's a sneaky fucker.
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